okaymad:

do she got a booty?

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she dooooo

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SHE REALLY DOOO

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foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

(Source: d0nn0)

tenthgrader:

carolxne:

galaxys4:

do they make versace condoms

not in xtra small, sorry :-)

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(Source: galaxys4)

onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

simsgonewrong:

The dog just casually popped his head through the door

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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(Source: loganlerms)